Hello all. Please forgive me; I am delirious from this horrible case of insomnia! It's not like I have anything I HAVE to do or anywhere I HAVE to go so I should be sawing wood right now (snoring). Sawing wood and snoring? Well, my old roommate once told me that I snore so loud the vibrations would shake her as if she was holding a chainsaw...Hmm, I wonder if that's why she moved out. I know a lot of you probably wouldn't admit that you snore, well, I'm gonna put myself out there..I snore...I know, I am a woman of small packaging but I got a snore that can pack a punch! Sometimes my snore awakens me. Startled, I sit straight up in my bed looking around to see who is in my room..Nope. No one, just me. I had a boyfriend one time wake me up with the TV blasting. He asked me if I could stop breathing so loud so he could hear the TV. What do you say to that?...Hmm, I wonder if that's why he moved out. I've been to the doctors and found that snoring could be hereditary! What the heck?! My father and my mother both rattle windows and bring down walls with their almighty snore! I never had a chance! Well, as of now, I don't have a roommate or a boyfriend..I think I will try one of those Breath Rite Strips then maybe my neighbor will stop calling the police on me for disturbing the peace.
just a thought...I saw a guy with a shirt today that read: The easiest thing to be is...YOURSELF!
If that is the case then why does it take so much courage? Let me know what you guys think.
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Sooo is it your snoring that is causing all those earthquates?
If it was easy to be yourself we would all do it! But we have so many acts we put on throughout the day that I think most people don't know what being themselves really is.
Hello chumly! That is a good question. I'm thinking about moving to GA. So we will see if the earthquakes follow me then.
Saclotusgal, I agree with you 100%. One person has many aspects even some they may not know of. Being ones self takes time and maturity. I KNOW that is not easy for a lot of us.
Wow. Ok.
I've got a couple things to say here. First off, I love the shirt! And call me foolish, but I agree with it whole heartedly. I might have had a hard time being myself back in the day w/ long dyed black hair, but these days it's easier than ever. I have absolutely no one to please but my daughter and wife.
Secondly, Woo- I LOVE that picture of you on your blog. Where and when was that taken?
Third, are you really thinking of moving to GA!? You haven't told me this news!!! We have catching up to do.
Finally, I love the snoring story. It's so funny because I used to have trouble sleeping w/ Jen cuz she was pretty loud. But it's wierd cuz ever since she had chloe her snoring has calmed down and I'm the one who is loud now!!!
Go figure.
Hey Nae Woo,
Well My Grandfather snored horribly, so does my aunt, so do I and sadly so does JC...I guess I agree with the heredity theory. I can't go on blaming it on an allergy here or a cold there either. It doesn't seem to matter. So the denial ends today. I snore just like you & I'm proud of it! Those who really love me seem to think it endearing & put up with it. At least that's what they say. Snore on sister!
~ Lia
Although this blog post is old and apparently you no longer blog, I stumbled across your blog and will leave with nothing but laughter within my heart after reading this entertaining post.
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