Sawing Wood

Hello all. Please forgive me; I am delirious from this horrible case of insomnia! It's not like I have anything I HAVE to do or anywhere I HAVE to go so I should be sawing wood right now (snoring). Sawing wood and snoring? Well, my old roommate once told me that I snore so loud the vibrations would shake her as if she was holding a chainsaw...Hmm, I wonder if that's why she moved out. I know a lot of you probably wouldn't admit that you snore, well, I'm gonna put myself out there..I snore...I know, I am a woman of small packaging but I got a snore that can pack a punch! Sometimes my snore awakens me. Startled, I sit straight up in my bed looking around to see who is in my room..Nope. No one, just me. I had a boyfriend one time wake me up with the TV blasting. He asked me if I could stop breathing so loud so he could hear the TV. What do you say to that?...Hmm, I wonder if that's why he moved out. I've been to the doctors and found that snoring could be hereditary! What the heck?! My father and my mother both rattle windows and bring down walls with their almighty snore! I never had a chance! Well, as of now, I don't have a roommate or a boyfriend..I think I will try one of those Breath Rite Strips then maybe my neighbor will stop calling the police on me for disturbing the peace.


just a thought...I saw a guy with a shirt today that read: The easiest thing to be is...YOURSELF!

If that is the case then why does it take so much courage? Let me know what you guys think.